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Man vs The Chicken Bus

We were somewhere near Panajachel in the heart of Guatemala, when the fear and the loathing began to take hold. A transport truck had jack-knifed on the main...

by Justin Wegiel Posted on 18 May 2012

We were somewhere near Panajachel in the heart of Guatemala, when the fear and the loathing began to take hold.

A transport truck had jack-knifed on the main highway leading to Central America's largest market, Chichicastenengo and our chicken bus, now too far-gone into our journey to turn back, had no other option but to risk the lives of 15 carefree back-packers on a ride we would not soon forget.

Our tyrannical driver, high on his own authority and burning diesel fumes, assured his passengers (minions) he knew another "local" route and insisted we push on. He then pointed our chariot straight into the face of certain death, dialed the Latino hip hop to 11, and with a devilish grin, steered the group onward.

It was at that moment that the skies opened up in a fit of rage. Our leisurely Sunday drive to market, although travelling north, went south in an instant. We fought tooth and nail battling severe vision problems from the insane torrent of rain pounding down upon us. Our dictator, unwavering in his decision to carry on, continued to put pedal to metal and was picking up speed with every blind corner.

I remember thinking to myself that this tired old dirt road barely wide enough to accommodate a wheel barrel, planked by sheer drops hundreds of feet deep, was our only "straight line from point A to point B"? Surely there had to be another way.

At one point we took a vote - do we get out and walk through Hurricane Pedro? But regardless of popular vote, this was no democratic bus ride. We were all at the mercy of our oppressor with little to no influence over his decision making.

Luckily, I had come prepared with enough Gallo's (the local brew) to last me and my colleague well into the trek. Not only did this help ease the general mood on board, it also helped pass the time.

And with every empty bottle, another little white cross seemed to whizz by.

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